Cartoons: present

I took a random sampling of present-day cartoons through the highly scientific method of flipping through the kids' networks for a few days (hey, Pollit did the same thing). After I realized what was actually on TV nowadays (Qbert is GONE?!), I checked out the shows' official Web sites to double-check the observations I had made about their characters. The results were, as you will see, pretty smurfing lousy.
 

Rolie Polie Olie

Ed, Edd, & Eddy

Baby Looney Tunes