I'm so damn confused!!

No, son, you're not getting my Bud Light

Hey! What's that over there?!

The famous "log" picture

I've got a new job with the Mafia

Pulling the weight around here

This is the last time I let Mom dress me like a sailor...

Mom... can we pleeease get outta here?

My first baby portrait.

Yes, that's me wearing an "I Love Daddy" shirt. God, how embarassing...

I've always had a short attention span.

When I told a couple people about this picture, they laughed so hard when I told them I was sitting on a log... they laughed even harder when they actually saw the picture.

Christmas at around age 4.

Playing with the wheelbarrow.

Mom and me at some social function.

At St. Bartholomew Catholic Church.