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I'm doing the corn challenge this
year as a goodwill mission between Clevenger and Howick halls. the recent
switch from Lafollette to Noyer has left a bitter taste in everyone's
mouths, and I plan on fixing that with sweet, salty, whole kernel corn. no
backing out this year, I'm stuck at school without money or an id...it's
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This year I am taking part in the
Corn Challenge because I am bored. As the above picture
demonstrates, strange things happen when I get bored. I feel that if
I can accomplish this feat I will become a better person, have deeper
sleeps, drive better, be able to run faster, and find more ducks.
Contrary to what my colleague Joseph believes, I have not found that
chicks dig whole kernel corn but if you do...please let me know! |
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I'm doing the Corn Challenge because
I am a stupid stupid man. It's not like I have a good diet anyway.
I did it last year because I have always wanted to poop out a cob of corn
and when I saw a window of opportunity I had to jump through it like a
circus dog jumping through a flaming ring paws first and landing in a
gigantic tub of corn colored poop and getting out of the gigantic tub and
hopping into my owners arms receiving heartfelt pets and acclaim making me
feel good and happy and swell and because chicks dig the whole kernel
corn. |
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Why am I doing the Corn Challenge?
Honestly I thought the original title was Porn Challenge and that I was
gonna get some outta this. Alas, tis not to be. Unless, of course, the
Jolly Green Giant has a Horny Green Sister. Then maybe, just maybe I can
walk away from this having gained something besides a shat-out corn cob. |
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I am participating in the
corn challenge for the pure enjoyment of waking up in the morning to
find myself graced by the presence of a delightful bowl of corn greeting
me after a full nights sleep. There is nothing better than waking up to
the aroma of a heaping bowl of corn heating in the microwave. Who am I
kidding, this is going to be a weekend straight from hell.
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The reason I am doing
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What? Corn? I thought it was
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I ENLISTED IN THE CORN
CHALLENGE BECAUSE I HEARD IT IS A GOOD WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS. AND BECAUSE
I LIKE CORN. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT." FRANKLY, I THINK
CORN IS DROP DEAD SEXY. I'M IN...ENOUGH SAID. |
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I gave it a lot of thought
whether I wanted to join or not, but I decided to go for it. I mean, why
not? I love corn and my mom told me not to do it! |
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I am doing the Corn Challenge because
I want to go to heaven. |
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I think it will be a great way to
lose some weight. I think my poo will look really cool although my
friends have warned me that it will hurt but I'M READY!! |
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I can't speak enough about how much
the Corn Challenge means to me. The last few months, I've led a rather
unsavory life. I can't remember how many prostitutes, drugs, or hospital
visits in the past, but the Corn Challenge will be the discipline I need
to fight through this difficult time of my life. I will lay the golden
log, and that log will lead us into the promised land. |
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Kimberly
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Shaunn
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Why participate in
the corn challenge? First you must answer these questions...Why did
the Wright brothers want to fly? Why did those one dudes go after Moby
Dick? Why did Franklin fly his kite on that stormy night? Why
does anybody want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of
a tootsie pop? Why wear a kilt BSU Men’s Volleyball games? So
why participate in the 2003 Corn Challenge you say? To get laid of
course...it’s not rocket science people! |
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So I'm in Ireland looking
for the Lock Ness Monster. I couldn't find him,
but it was probably because I was on the wrong island. But thank God the
Irish had adequate flotation devises attached to a 10 foot rope that was
cemented into the ground 70 feet from shore. So I thought to myself, "I
should start eating more corn." Here's to 'The Bowercrest Family'...
Word.
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I'm doing the corn challenge this
year because I missed out on the fun last year, plus what's better than a
six pack of corn with a glass of water on a Friday night. I am determined
to go all the way with my stomach of steel. The only problem is I don't
like all this talk about poop. Conformity Rules!!! |
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Jessica Paxson |
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Patrick "Mike" Perleberg |
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Kristi
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I'm doing the Corn Challenge as a
test of mind, body, and willpower in hopes that it will make me a
better person, a better husband, and a better father. I did not
participate the inaugural year due to heart conditions. I consulted
my doctor about participating but he said that it could be fatal. So
I did not participate in the Challenge. This year I am on many
helpful drugs that make my heart condition not a factor. I will
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I have no idea why the hell I am
doing the corn challenge. Maybe to get over my fear of corn.
You see I hate corn with a passion, which should make for an interesting
weekend. I really can't explain why I am drawn to doing this
except that I really can't let Jon beat me in anything. I must
prove to all that I am the better half once and for all. thank you.
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Charles Reilly |
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Melissa Rettig |
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I'm doing corn challenge 2003 mainly
because corn is cool. And poop is cool. And if corn will make my poop look
real cool then hey, I'm up for it. I hope it doesn't hurt coming out
though. If anyone hears any grunting in the bathroom, it's not me.
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Corn is my fetish.
Enough said. |
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